Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.
Sums it up.
FLASH FACT: THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHEEP ARE, OR EVEN LOOK LIKE! savannahs don’t have sheep… I hate ignorant idioms
FUCK YEAH 22 DAYS TILL I SEE THESE GUYS IN CONCERT
Let’s look how far we’ve come
After mine and Nancy’s yoga class the instructor has us bow with our hands to together while uttering the word “namaste”. It wasn’t until today that I actually looked up the meaning.
Yoga is also a spiritual practice to obtain enlightenment. But no one gives a fuck about reaching peace of mind…
Ahhh the nostalgia
I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…
Yeah, but did she set it to Wumbo?